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On sale at Sears.com, and definitely for those who just can’t be bothered with putting in the time and miles to actually earn the editorial comments or
the location identifiers, is a “genuine leather biker vest” with 42 patches, snaps and laced sides.
The motorcycle vest is currently offered as a closeout item and only costs $59.98.
Particularly noteworthy is the patch that reads “Ride Hard Or Stay Home.” Why bother riding when all you have to do is buy the costume and look the part without putting in the effort or enjoying the experiences associated with riding.
I don’t know which is funnier – the availability of the motorcycle vest itself or the fact that Sears has it on sale?
– Bud Wilkinson
An to complete the outfit, the T shirt should have stenciled on the back: If you can read this, the bitch fell off.
Just the item to wear for the introduction to your future in-laws.